Who says?

Can you relate? You sit in your towel after a shower because you’re too lazy to get dressed. You and your best friend can say one word, and crack up. You hate when one string of your hoodie is longer than the other. You hate it when people think you like someone when you clearly don’t. You hate it when your favorite song comes on, as you pull into the driveway. You feel like if you turn on the lights, you will be safe from anything. You push those little buttons on the lids of fast-food drinks. You laugh until people get hurt, then stop when you realize it’s serious. You hate it when parents get serious about something funny you tell them. You hate when you tell a guy to shut up and they copy you in a higher voice. You pretend to sleep when your parents come in. You text the person next to you things that you can’t say out loud. You hate when people in front of you walk really slow and you can’t get past them. You’re always tired no matter how much sleep you get. You stop the microwave before it hits 00:00 to avoid hearing the beeps. You use the “sup” head nod. You just did the nod after you read it. You hate when you are mad at someone and they make you laugh. You check the fridge every ten seconds to see if food magically appeared.

mrschriskendall:

It’s crazy how much I can relate to strangers…I love Tumblr. (:

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HOLY SHIT I DID THE SUP NOD WHEN I READ IT

well fuck me side ways 

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Has anyone else noticed how much our fanfic terms sound like drugs?

romanosauce:

sherlock-the-trickster:

Let’s see here, we got slash, crack, lemon, lime, PWP, fluff, angst, AU. Seriously, it’s like some sort of shady fanfic underground.

Hitting up the alleyways trading doujin in paperbags.

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juu-mensou:

this was the first time I cried over something fictional.

I was like 4 or 5. 

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Ah, yes, my mistake. Thank you.

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nekochan1231:

meme4u:

http://memeblock.com/

Me. All the time. But they know I’m lying.

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Add in your own language

  • English: I love you
  • Slovak : Milujem ťa
  • Thor: This girl, I like her. ANOTHER!
  • Finnish: Rakastan sinua
  • Slovenian: Ljubim te
  • Danish: Jeg elsker dig
  • Portuguese: Amo-te
  • Tagalog: Mahal kita
  • Punjabi: Panchod chup kar
  • Somali: Dhillo iska amus
  • Arabic: Ana bahebak
  • Chinese: 我爱你
  • Moroccan Arabic: Kanbghik
  • Polish: Kocham cię
  • Albanian: Te dua
  • Hebrew: אני אוהב אותך
  • Urdu: Meh tum se pyar kartee hoonh
  • Greek: Σε αγαπώ
  • Irish (Gaelic): Táim i' ngrá leat
  • Japanese: (romajii) Aishiteru yo.
  • Tumblr: FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCK I HATE YOU
  • Keymash: alskdfjcashbcnlasdjfan
  • Thornberry: BLARHAGARHHGARH
  • Dean: Don't ever change.
  • Fangirlish: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LOOK AT YOU jasdhfifhss
  • Hungarian: Szeretlek
  • Persian: Doostet daram
  • Turkish: Seni seviyorum
  • Batman: NO LOVE. ONLY JUSTICE.
  • Russian: Я тебя люблю (Ya tebya lyublyu)
  • Italian: Ti amo~
  • Nightwing: Touch my ass
  • Robin: Kiss my fist
  • Spanish: Te amo
  • French: Je t'aime
  • Ukrainian: Я люблю тебе.
  • German: Ich liebe dich
  • Bengali: Ami tumake bhalobashi
  • Loki: Never doubt that I love you
  • Hulk: Hulk love you. You are Hulk's.
  • Writer: I love you as much more than the sun loves the ocean, the grass loves the breeze, and the heat loves the rain.
  • Me (vivalaminus) : asldkfjdlgkgdfkdmfsfsmfsfsqdlkjq !
  • Coldplay: You know, you know I love you so
  • Hiddlestoners: I HATE YOU
  • Carly Rae Jepsen: Call Me Maybe
  • James: And, if you happen to remember that it’s the anniversary of my birth, remember that you were loved by me. And that you made my life a happy one, and there’s no tragedy in that
  • Bulgarian: Обичам те (Obicham te)
  • Sherlock: Your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
  • Castiel: We do share a more profound bond.
  • John: Oh god, yes.
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